The News with... Ernest Dorian St John Slowey

Here with his take on all the really important news stories is the magnificently urbane Ernest Dorian St John Slowey.

This week Ernest brings you the findings from a recent AA report which places responsibility for shabby driving where it truly belongs, he previews Longford Town’s much anticipated friendly with the Manchester United Junior C side, records a delightful exchange that occurred in court this week and demands you all attend one of hottest events of the summer calender, the International Cloud festival.